i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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