To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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