This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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