It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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