My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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