I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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