6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
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My cat gives me a boner
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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