i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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