I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
