the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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