My room smells like vodka and shame
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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