I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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