I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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