thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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