i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
