I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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