dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
