so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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