Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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