Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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