We need to rekindle our bromance
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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