Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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