Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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