jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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