omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
if only i could text you this smell
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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