"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I am mentally ready for anal.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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