i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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