yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
3 2 1 whiskey
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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