I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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