SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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