take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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