i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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