I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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