erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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