K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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My ass is underappreciated
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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