is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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