Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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