just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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