And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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