we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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