this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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