I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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