these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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