Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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