I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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