fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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