just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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