Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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