It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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