The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no you cant smoke seaweed
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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