all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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