I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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