Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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