Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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