TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
